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Details of the Hunt - Laura Baumbach Captain Jack Sparrow meets Garak in the Mos Eisley Cantina for some insta-love and life time mating. Add a sentient cock and tentacles for pubic hair. Tell 'story' in prose so sparkly purple it ascends the spectrum into the exalted realms of ultra-violet, and voila: Details of the Hunt.

For more fun, this book's drinking game words:
1) Captain Jack says 'mate'
2) Garak/Talos calls Aidan/Jack 'runt' (this is apparently an endearment)
3) Bonus points for 'tar-stained hands'!